Album of the Week: Blue - One Love

One Love is a genuine tour de force. If god himself had come down and booked 2 weeks in Abbey Road Studios and worked with music’s finest creators like Blunt and Barlow even he could not have made something so beautiful, so heart wrenching, so uncontrollably erotic as One Love. From Ryan’s vocal gymnastics to Webbe’s soulful, almost nonchalant, rapping, from James’ stunning delivery to Costa’s playfulness One Love has it all. This album will instantly make your life, and by the mere fact that they know you, all of your friends lives, instantly sexier. Blue have taken existence to the next level. Enjoy living it.

Word of the Day

The word of the day for today is:

BOBBINS

Bobbins - Noun

1. Crap
2. Rubbish
3. Useless
4. Pointless

e.g. "Big brother. What a load of bobbins." or " That song is bobbins."

Welcome bobbins into your vocabulary. You won't regret it.

Politician of the Century - DAVE CAMERON

(Dave is the one on the left)

According to http://www.davidcameronmp.com/, Dave was born in October 1966 but this is in fact not true. Our fearless leader was born in a Conservative think tank in 2001 using a wonderful concoction of sperm from Tony Blair, Paul McCartney and Margaret Thatcher. Again people think that Thatcher was a woman but she were a man. Iain Duncan Smith was assigned the task of collecting the sexy juices as punishment for being completely useless. Anyway Dave quickly rose through the ranks to become the sexiest politician ever. Here are some bullet points proving just how incredible the Davester is:

• His webcam address is http://www.webcameron.org.uk/ which is probably the cleverest URL ever and is in keeping with the Daveatrons dry humour and quick wit.
• According to wikipedia there have been 11 unsolved murders in Britain since 2001 but the Dave Machine doesn't have any alibis for any of these fuelling rumours that he needs to eat human livers to survive.

Dave is like Jesus but real and sexy and toned and humble and well groomed and playful and creative in the sack and fragrant and authoritative and awe inspiring and melodic and he tortures puppies just because he gets off on it: