The Weekly Wanker

EDDIE HOBBS IS A WANKER!

Eddie Hobbs was born in a ditch in 1957 to Bob Hobbs and a goat. A female goat, obviously. At an early stage of his life Eddie showed acute signs of wankeritis before blossoming into a fully grown up wanker. As a border in secondary school he won the Soggy biscuit olympics, setting a record time of 19 seconds to both ejaculate on and eat the biscuit. Despite all of his great "financial achievments and shrewd business deals" he still looks back on his days as an olympian as his fondest. Not many people know that in spite of his apparent financial genius Eddie can't perform simple additions or subtractions. He claimed in his vulgar autobiography, "Eddie: Secret diary of a callgirl", that " 2 + 2 =7 and I will stand by that till the day I die". Which we all hope isn't too far away. Get off the radio you WANKER!

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